You still can’t fix crazy. So this is about a radio DJ (Clint Eastwood). Every time he spins, he gets a female caller (Jessica Walter) who requests that he plays the song Misty. They meet up in a bar one … Continue reading Restraining Order Needed – Play Misty for Me (1971)
The best zombie movie this side of the century is a comedy. So we all have seen the hero’s story in the zombie apocalypse. How about just a regular guy? This is about Shaun (Simon Pegg) a man who is … Continue reading You’ve Got Red on You – Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Back with their A-game. So Nemo has been found and successfully reunited with his father, so time for a happily ever after, right? Well, everybody’s favorite amnesia-stricken fish, Dory (Ellen DeGeneres), has a long forgotten memory kick in, and the gang … Continue reading Pixar Magic – Finding Dory (2016)
It took willpower to finish this one out. So just like in real life, 15 years have passed after the events of Zoolander 1. Derek (Ben Stiller) and Hansel (Owen Wilson) are lured out of their reclusive retirement when models … Continue reading The Cameo Show – Zoolander 2 (2016)
Unintentional hilarity. So in ancient Egyptian times, the gods walked upon men. This is about a mortal named Bek (Brenton Thwaites), teaming up with the god of the sky, Horus (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau), to take back the throne from Set (Gerard Butler), … Continue reading CGI Fest – Gods of Egypt (2016)
Nothing to write home about. So this is about a number of interconnecting stories about single women who are just trying to make it in New York City and possibly find love along the way. There is a correct way of … Continue reading Bad Advice – How to Be Single (2016)
In the trenches. Inspired by true events, this is about a small group of soldiers in Benghazi in 2012. Nobody knows they are stationed there, so when an American diplomatic compound one mile away from them gets attacked, they are … Continue reading The Good Side of Michael Bay – 13 Hours (2016)
Low hanging fruit. So shortly after his wife’s funeral, a grandfather (Robert De Niro) enlists his soon-to-be-married grandson (Zach Efron) to take him on a road trip for some reason. Catch is that after being married for decades, the only … Continue reading The Florida Wingman Road Trip – Dirty Grandpa (2016)
New England horror. So this is about a family in the 1630’s, a time where accusations of witchcraft were running rampant. They are trying to make it on their own in secluded fashion, outside of the community, but with allegations of … Continue reading I’m Not a Witch, I’m Your Wife – The Witch (2015)
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