Why is it so hard to make another great Alien movie? So this is about spaceship on course to a new planet. It is a colonization mission with thousands of travelers in a state of hypersleep. When the crew of … Continue reading Fallen Titan – Alien: Covenant (2017)
That mighty shield. So before he was the leader of the Avengers and known as Captain America, he was just Steve Rogers (Chris Evans), a pipsqueak who just wanted to serve his country. Being that he is too frail to … Continue reading To the Little Guys – Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
A silly premise. So this is about three twenty-something year olds that move into a house in Wisconsin. One of them finds a nightstand that has cryptic writing scribbled on the inside drawer, but underneath that is four words carved … Continue reading Don’t Watch It – The Bye Bye Man (2017)
A Netflix special. So there is this area in the Sahara desert where two different factions of snakes coexist with each other, but keep to themselves. When two snakes fall for each other much like Montagues and Capulets, it becomes … Continue reading Cobras Looking for Love – Sahara (2017)
These actors should know better than this. This is about a police officer (Jamie Foxx). If he is dirty or just undercover remains a mystery, but he must do whatever it takes to recover his kidnapped son (Octavius J. Johnson) … Continue reading Cocaine in a Casino – Sleepless (2017)
The saga continues. So believe it or not, those Vampires and Lycans are still at war with each other. Everybody wants that hybrid blood that flows through the veins of Selene (Kate Beckinsale), and she may be the only one out … Continue reading The Blue Hue – Underworld: Blood Wars (2016)
Horror direct to you so you get it quicker. So this is about a young man with bills to pay (Chace Crawford). When he gets a call letting him know that his estranged father has passed, he soon finds out … Continue reading Lit by Lightening – Eloise (2017)
My favorite comedy of all time, bar none. So Jeffery Lebowski (Jeff Bridges) is not someone who has chosen to go by the handle that his parents have provided him. Instead, he simply goes by the Dude. When he gets … Continue reading Joints, Caucasians, Bowling and Abiding – The Big Lebowski (1998)
Bringing the Norse mythology to the Marvel universe. Far away on the planet of Asgard, Thor (Chris Hemsworth) is next in line to be king. When he decides to break a treaty with the Frost Giants, his father, Odin (Anthony … Continue reading Hammer Time – Thor (2011)
Shoot out in a warehouse. So this is about a simple weapon deal that goes horribly, horribly wrong. It should be as straightforward as handing off funds for firearms, but when two people on opposite sides got into a bar … Continue reading Standoff – Free Fire (2016)
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