Another superhero blockbuster. So this is about a slave-turned-God (Dwayne Johnson). He has been entombed for 5,000 years, but an excavation unleashes him into the modern world. He has no allegiances to anyone and a dangerous amount of power. Will … Continue reading Reborn a God – Black Adam (2022)
New sights to show you. So this is about a troubled young woman named Riley (Odessa A’zion). She struggles with substance abuse, but all that is about to get a lot worse when she comes into possession of a mysterious … Continue reading Return of the Puzzle Box – Hellraiser (2022)
Evil ends tonight! So years have passed since the events of Halloween Kills. Michael Myers has not been sighted for some time, but the entire town of Haddonfield is utterly unable to move on. Are they destined to bicker amongst … Continue reading Cartoon Town – Halloween Ends (2022)
It’s basketball season, folks. So back in 2004, the U.S. basketball team was the favorite to win at the Olympics. Call it cockiness or complacency, but a careless approach to the tournament led to them only getting the bronze medal. … Continue reading Bring Back the Gold – The Redeem Team (2022)
The “end.” I seriously doubt I can recap an entire complex television series in a concise plot synopsis, so let me just say that this is the ending to the anime for the fans that were not satiated by the … Continue reading Become Legend, Young Boy – Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion (1997)
Fight for your life. So in the West African kingdom of Dahomey in 1823, General Nanisca (Viola Davis) leads a group of fierce female warriors. They are preparing for battle against the Oyo Empire, a group that significantly outnumbers the … Continue reading Warriors – The Woman King (2022)
The hunt is on. So the keeper of a magical stone has passed, and it is up for grabs to the worthiest. Because of formalities and traditions, eligible monster hunters will have to earn it by slaying a fearsome beast … Continue reading The Bloodstone Competition – Werewolf by Night (2022)
Life on the farm. So before she was killing sex workers in X, Pearl (Mia Goth) led a quiet life with her German family on that very same Texan farm. Like anybody out there, she has aspirations of a bigger … Continue reading Origins of Crazy – Pearl (2022)
Furthering the romantic comedy. So simply put, this is about two guys (Billy Eichner, Luke Macfarlane). They meet and try to enter a relationship, but their insecurities will prove to be an obstacle. Now I was looking forward to this … Continue reading Bobby & Aaron – Bros (2022)
Once you see it, it’s too late. So this is about a therapist named Rose (Sosie Bacon). She has a patient that unpacks the trauma of watching someone commit suicide while smiling in front of them. Her patient follows suit … Continue reading Let’s Put a Smile on That Face – Smile (2022)
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