Rough Halloween. So this is about a pair of friends (Jenna Kanell, Catherine Corcoran). They have the misfortune of crossing paths with Art the Clown (David Howard Thornton) late after partying on Halloween. He seems merely creepy at first, but … Continue reading The Silent Night of Art the Clown – Terrifier (2016)
Behind the scenes. Yes, we have another movie about the battle of Dunkirk. This is about a former secretary (Gemma Arterton) in London. She gets recruited to be a screenwriter for a propaganda film about the Dunkirk evacuation to rouse … Continue reading Even More Dunkirk – Their Finest (2016)
I knew there was a reason I never went vegetarian. So this is about a young girl starting her education in veterinarian school (Garance Marillier). When she is forced into eating meat as a part of a hazing ritual, she … Continue reading Veterinarians Go Hard – Raw (2016)
Money please. So you probably have heard about bitcoin, but don’t fully understand it. There was a fake news story recently about a man altering Chuck E. Cheese tokens so as to make millions by claiming that they are bitcoin. While … Continue reading Still Don’t Fully Understand – Banking on Bitcoin (2016)
It might be for you. So this is about a British explorer (Charlie Hunnam). He gets commissioned to help chart the Amazon, but in doing so, he become preoccupied with discovering a lost city in the jungle. When he doesn’t … Continue reading Coming to (South) America – The Lost City of Z (2016)
Exactly what it looks like. So this is about a demon that gets unearthed in a small Mississippi town. The only person who seems to have any idea on what is going on goes by the name of Jebediah Woodley … Continue reading The Screamin’ Demon – Don’t Kill It (2016)
It’s been a while since the last good boxing movie. So this is about an athlete that you don’t know that you know: Chuck Wepner. He’s the inspiration behind the character of Rocky Balboa, and it is now his turn for … Continue reading The Bayonne Bleeder – Chuck (2016)
Creepin’. So this is about a husband and father (Bryan Cranston). He gets home from a business trip and finds himself unable to go into his house after giving the happiness in his marriage much thought and contemplation. Instead, he … Continue reading Trapped in the Attic – Wakefield (2016)
Getting creative. So this is about an out-of-work writer (Anne Hathaway) who moves from New York City to her small town home where she grew up. She’s a mess and needs to get her life together, hence the change of … Continue reading Seoul is the New Tokyo – Colossal (2016)
Derivative, but it works well enough. So this is about a young street magician (Jacob Latimore). He’s taking care of his little sister because their parents have passed. He gets involved in drug dealing and gang activity so as to … Continue reading The Hustling Magician – Sleight (2016)
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