I guess we are back. So Tim (James Marsden) is no longer a child threatened by his infant brother Ted (Alec Baldwin). Tim has a family of his own now: a wife (Eva Longoria) and two daughters (Ariana Greenblatt, Amy … Continue reading The Baby Revolution Should Not Be Televised – The Boss Baby: Family Business (2021)
Welcome to the Overlook. So this is about the Torrance family (Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall, Danny Lloyd). They are in charge of caretaking an isolated Colorado resort over the winter. They are the only ones staying in the hotel, and … Continue reading Ultimate Cabin Fever – The Shining (1980)
Making the man. So everybody knows Tony Soprano, but how much do you know about his upbringing? This story takes a step back in time to the late 60s/early 70s to show you what made him into the iconic mob … Continue reading ::Winky Face:: – The Many Saints of Newark (2021)
Evil dies tonight! Picking up right where the last movie left off, Michael Myers escapes the burning house thanks to some helpful firefighters. You know what that means: no one in the town is safe. The police are ineffectual, so … Continue reading Dumb Angry Mob vs. Michael Myers – Halloween Kills (2021)
The spice must flow. So on the dangerous planet of Arrakis, the most valuable commodity in the universe is harvested: spice. There is to be a changing of houses for who is in control of the planet, shifting from Harkonnen … Continue reading Desert Power – Dune (2021)
With a title like that. So this is about an undocumented Mexican immigrant (Cristina Rodlo) in Ohio. Money is as tight as can be, so she gets forced to move into a boarding house that isn’t quite dilapidated but is … Continue reading The Cleveland Horror – No One Gets Out Alive (2021)
As advertised. So this is about a childless couple (Noomi Rapace, Hilmir Snær Guðnason) who live on an isolated Icelandic farm. An unexpected surprise from a sheep makes it so they may become a family sooner than they may have … Continue reading Different Type of Parenting – Lamb (2021)
End of an era. So James Bond (Daniel Craig) is out of service and, for all intents and purposes, retired. Of course, as soon as he is out of the game he gets pulled right back in, as there is … Continue reading All the Time in the World – No Time to Die (2021)
Hold the line. So this is about a demoted LAPD officer named Joe (Jake Gyllenhaal). He’s taking phone calls as a 9-1-1 operator, and he’s got some personal problems brewing underneath the surface. Well, all of that will have to … Continue reading Oops! All Phone Calls – The Guilty (2021)
Outthinking your enemy. So this is about a Navajo warrior (Burt Reynolds). He is alone and pursuing a group of killers and bank robbers who massacred his tribe. Their numbers are in the dozens while he is but one fighter. … Continue reading All-You-Can-Eat Spaghetti – Navajo Joe (1966)
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