The animated film nobody was asking for. So as you may be able to guess, this is about a dog named Hank (Michael Cera). He has aspirations of becoming a samurai, and his dream is about to become a reality … Continue reading Blazing Cats – Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank (2022)
No vacation. So Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) is back. This time he finds himself crash-landed in India after a deal went bad in Shanghai. A local village implores him and his crew (Kate Capshaw, Ke Huy Quan) to retrieve a … Continue reading No Time for Love – Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
I just did a rewatch of the 1993 classic film, and it dawned on me that I don’t have my definitive ranking of the Jurassic Park franchise, despite having a review up for every movie. It’s a very flawed series, … Continue reading Shooting Down Jurassic Park
Hurricane party games. So this is about a party of seven in a remote family mansion. They have the place to themselves and are looking to turn up. What better way to do that than with a fun game: Bodies … Continue reading ::Megan Thee Stallion Voice:: – Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)
Vampire week. So this is about a vampire hunter (Jamie Foxx) in Los Angeles. He’s just trying to make enough money to support his family but doesn’t have the best reputation in the vampire hunting community. Vampire teeth can fetch … Continue reading Fighter of the Night Shift – Day Shift (2022)
Even animals are getting in on the superhero game. So everybody knows Superman (John Krasinski), but did you know he has a dog named Krypto (Dwayne Johnson)? They are best friends and take on crime as a tag team, but … Continue reading When the Justice League Isn’t Enough – DC League of Super-Pets (2022)
Hope you like surprises. So did you ever wonder how Esther (Isabelle Fuhrman) from Orphan wound up for adoption? Well, ponder no longer. This is the prequel story that details her escape from an Estonian psychiatric facility and her subsequent … Continue reading Esther: Origins – Orphan: First Kill (2022)
Hollywood should be taking notes. So this is a fictitious story about two legendary revolutionaries (N.T. Rama Rao Jr., Ram Charan Teja) in India in the 1920s. Their paths are on a collision course, but will they emerge as friends … Continue reading Supreme Entertainment – RRR (2022)
Stranger than fiction. So this is about the Brobergs. They are a family of five in Idaho in the 1970s. They have a close family friend who they call ‘B.’ Little do they know that he is a dangerous child … Continue reading The Horrors of Grooming – Abducted in Plain Sight (2017)
Only look up. So this is about a pair of daredevil climbers, Becky and Hunter (Grace Caroline Currey, Virginia Gardner). Becky is in a serious depression after her husband (Mason Gooding) falls to his death in an accident. Almost a … Continue reading How’s Your Vertigo Today? – Fall (2022)
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