Humble beginnings. I doubt a plot description is necessary here, but this is about a young boy named Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe). His parents died long ago, so he lives with his aunt and uncle who seem to loathe him. … Continue reading The Boy Who Lived – Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001)
Living your romance novel. So this is about a writer (Sandra Bullock). She has grown weary of penning the series that has won her much popularity. You know the type of book: Fabio on the cover at the supermarket. Since … Continue reading Romancing the Jungle – The Lost City (2022)
Who can you trust? So this is about a young mother (Leighton Meester). She’s leaving the baby at home with her husband (Luke Norris) and finally getting an overdue getaway weekend with her best friend (Christina Wolfe). When her friend … Continue reading Croatian Vacation – The Weekend Away (2022)
Never too old to creep. So this is about a group of six in 1979 rural Texas. They’ve got one goal in mind: to film an adult film. They’ve got a location arranged and paid for. The owners live in … Continue reading Gon’ Give It to Ya – X (2022)
Another murder to solve. So Hercule Poirot (Kenneth Branagh) is back. This time around, he gets invited to be in attendance in a wedding party’s honeymoon trip down the Nile. The wealthy bride (Gal Gadot) has concerns for her safety … Continue reading Enough Champagne – Death on the Nile (2022)
Seen it all before. So this is about a CIA agent (Jessica Chastain) who has no choice but to operate outside of her agency. There is a deadly computer drive that can access any digital system on Earth, and it … Continue reading Lady Spies – The 355 (2022)
Those awkward early teenage years. So this is about a Chinese-Canadian girl named Meilin (Rosalie Chiang). She’s got it bad because she’s about to find out that whenever she gets too emotional, she turns into a giant red panda. What’s … Continue reading Release the Red Panda – Turning Red (2022)
But is it twice as nice? So this is about a time-traveling pilot (Ryan Reynolds). He’s trying to uncover a conspiracy, so he goes back in time, but he undershoots and ends up in the wrong year. He must work … Continue reading Double the Ryan Reynolds – The Adam Project (2022)
You can’t always judge a book by its cover. So this is about a pop star (Jennifer Lopez). She is all set to get married live onstage at a concert to another musical sensation (Maluma), but moments before she says … Continue reading ::Maeby Fünke Voice:: – Marry Me (2022)
For vengeance. So there is a serial killer known as The Riddler (Paul Dano) on the loose in Gotham. He’s leaving breadcrumbs that will link everything together. Will the vigilante Batman (Robert Pattinson) be able to piece the puzzle together … Continue reading Riddles and Greeting Cards – The Batman (2022)
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