Taking it to Coney Island. So this is about a middle-aged mother (Kate Winslet). She becomes interested in a young lifeguard (Justin Timberlake), but she’s already got a husband (Jim Belushi) and a pyromaniac son (Jack Gore). To further complicate … Continue reading Anyway, Here’s… – Wonder Wheel (2017)
And with that, I have now seen and reviewed both the Spanish and American versions of the same series. Really, if I am being honest, you only need to see [Rec] and [Rec] 2. I also think that they have … Continue reading Shooting Down [Rec] / Quarantine
It’s not as bad as it looks or as good as it could be. So picking up after the events that happened in Quarantine, we are not going back into the apartment. Instead, we are getting on a plane. It looks … Continue reading Let’s Go to the Airport, I Guess – Quarantine 2: Terminal (2011)
Getting wild. So this is about a group of friends that all look forward to their weekly game night. When the brother (Kyle Chandler) of the ringleader (Jason Bateman) shows up, he escalates from charades to a staged kidnapping mystery, … Continue reading Monopoly Be Damned – Game Night (2018)
It’s good for the industry. So this is about a senior boy in high school (Nick Robinson). He is still in the closet, but when somebody anonymously reveals that they are also gay on the high school gossip website, he … Continue reading Coming Out – Love, Simon (2018)
Hey there, American remake. So once again, this is about a television production crew (Jennifer Carpenter, Steve Harris), shadowing a couple of firefighters on a night that escalates to being something that is far more dangerous than expected with the quickness. … Continue reading Shot for Shot – Quarantine (2008)
Sometimes this type of gesture is called for. So you may not know who Doug Kenney (Will Forte) is, but you are more than likely familiar with his work. Specifically, he is the brain behind National Lampoon, which made Animal … Continue reading Lampooned – A Futile and Stupid Gesture (2018)
One more outbreak. So getting back to that ill-fated apartment from the first two movies, a new SWAT team is planting bombs to cut their losses and just level the building at this point. Right before the detonation, however, Ángela … Continue reading Plague Boat – [REC] 4: Apocalypse (2014)
For your sake, I hope you are not a fan of the books. So this is a universe where there are parallel worlds, and among those worlds there is an ongoing feud between the last Gunslinger (Idris Elba) and the … Continue reading Failed Execution – The Dark Tower (2017)
You either die a hero… So as the story continues, we find ourselves with a couple on their wedding day. Everything seems normal, but when an uncle who got bitten by a dog earlier on in the day starts to … Continue reading Bride with a Chainsaw – [REC] 3: Genesis (2012)
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