Eh. So this is about an underachieving young man (Jessie Eisenberg); he’s a moocher, he works at a convenience store, and he smokes too much marijuana. When he becomes “activated” by the CIA, all of his long forgotten government grade combat … Continue reading Stoner Fantasy – American Ultra (2015)
It’s for the kids. Based on the Disney World attraction, this is about a teen who stumbles upon a pin that grants her access to an alternate dimension (Britt Robertson). She teams up with a former boy genius (George Clooney) to … Continue reading Carousel of Progress – Tomorrowland (2015)
Made with me in mind. So this is about a party of four in the old West, travelling quite a distance to rescue captives from savage cave dwellers who are more animal than people. Now I thought I had already … Continue reading Kill All Troglodytes – Bone Tomahawk (2015)
White people in Hawaii. So this is about a military contractor (Bradley Cooper). He comes to Hawaii on business, but quickly finds himself in a love triangle between his ex-wife who lives there (Rachel McAdams) and a fighter pilot (Emma … Continue reading Whitewash – Aloha (2015)
A tale of two halves. So this is about a ridiculously good natured family man (Keanu Reeves). His family goes away to the beach while he stays at home over Father’s Day weekend to get some work done, because that’s … Continue reading She-Devils – Knock Knock (2015)
I don’t understand my race sometimes. Based on true events, this is about a band of experienced hikers making their way all the way up to the summit of Everest. Things are about to get a lot worse for them … Continue reading What’s the Point of Hiking Again? – Everest (2015)
Writer’s note: I had to take a break from my movie intake for a couple of weeks. My wife and I just purchased a home, and there has been a constant stream of tasks that have needed to get accomplished, as … Continue reading Just a Red Herring – Clue (1985)
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