They’re good dogs. Set in Japan in the near future, all canines get outlawed due to a strand of dog flu. By decree of the mayor, all dogs get exiled to Trash Island, but what is to happen when the … Continue reading Leading the Pack – Isle of Dogs (2018)
The movie in between movies for Jason Momoa. So this is about a logger (Momoa). He wants nothing more than to just do his job and take care of his family. Well, life is never that simple, and due to … Continue reading Go North, Aquaman – Braven (2018)
Staying rich. Based on true events, this is about the kidnapping of John Paul Getty III (Charlie Plummer) in 1973. He is the grandson of oil tycoon billionaire John Paul Getty (Christopher Plummer), so the kidnappers are hoping to collect … Continue reading High Ransom – All the Money in the World (2017)
Soon to be forgotten. So this is about a group of friends that are on spring break in Mexico. When the odd girl out (Lucy Hale) meets a potential guy (Landon Liboiron), she convinces her friends to join them for … Continue reading Or Not – Truth or Dare (2018)
Wading through it. So you’ve got this pathogen that is being tested out in outer space that genetically edits animals to make them grow exponentially in size. The space station that houses this experiment gets destroyed, but three samples fall … Continue reading Always Team Ape – Rampage (2018)
Into the woods. So this is about a group of British college buddies. They make arrangements to go on a hiking vacation in Sweden, but when they choose to take a shortcut through the forest, they have a shocking realization: … Continue reading The Joys of Hiking – The Ritual (2017)
Grab that power. So in the 1953, Josef Stalin died after suffering a stroke. This focuses on the committee of top officers that were left to figure out how to lead the country in his wake, and after a leader … Continue reading Laughter in Passing – The Death of Stalin (2017)
Time to cut losses. So remember the old badass female parapsychologist (Lin Shaye) from the last three movies? Did you ever want to know what her backstory is? No? Well, you’ve got it with The Last Key, the fourth film … Continue reading Back into the Further – Insidious: The Last Key (2018)
Blue Sky, we need to talk. So based on a children’s book from the 1930s, this is about an oversized bull with a gentle heart, Ferdinand (John Cena). All he wants to do is smell the flowers and live with … Continue reading The Gentle Bull – Ferdinand (2017)
Getting crazy. So this is about a young woman (Claire Foy). She gets stressed out with her work and personal life just like everyone, but after she signs a waiver without reading it in its entirety, she finds herself being … Continue reading Always Read the Fine Print – Unsane (2018)
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