A bit of a disappointment. So this is a story about a travelling musician that accidentally kills a big bad outlaw. Locals want him to be their next hero lawman, and it’s not long before he gets promoted to sheriff and starts … Continue reading It’s No Rango – Toonstone (2014)
Small sci-fi. So the apocalypse has long since happened, and humanity has retreated to underground bunkers a la the video game Fallout. The air outside has become unbreathable, and a select number of chosen people are in a state of … Continue reading Breathe with Me – Air (2015)
The couple swap. So this about a young woman in New York (Cher). She finds herself in a precarious position when she inexplicably falls for her fiancé’s brother (Nicolas Cage) while her soon-to-be husband is out of town. This was a … Continue reading My Crazy Stereotypical Italian Wedding – Moonstruck (1987)
Cult hit. So this is about a summer camp, and all of the counselors that work there. It’s the last day of camp, so everybody has one last opportunity to try and hook up and/or wrap up any unfinished business. … Continue reading Make out Session – Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
Kids will be kids. So two young children (James Freedson-Jackson, Hays Wellford) are on day one of running away from home. A mysterious sheriff (Kevin Bacon) is transporting the first of two bodies from his vehicle to a freshly dug grave in … Continue reading Joy Ride in a… – Cop Car (2015)
One for the popcorn lovers. So the IMF agency has been disgraced and terminated by the CIA. Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) is still in the field. With no cavalry coming, it’s up to him to take down the shadowy group … Continue reading Tom’s Cardio – Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation (2015)
Parkour! So this is about a young man that is struggling to get by (Taylor Lautner). He owes money to some dangerous people, he can’t make rent, and there just isn’t enough work at his job for him to get … Continue reading Who Needs Stairs? – Tracers (2015)
Uncreative. So we have an uptight cop with something to prove (Reese Witherspoon). When she gets tasked with escorting the spicy wife of a confidential informant (Sofía Vergara), things naturally go awry. What kind of antics and misadventures will they … Continue reading Bossy vs. Annoying – Hot Pursuit (2015)
Getting the band back together. So Mike (Channing Tatum) has moved on with his life and has left the stripping game behind him. He gets the call one night from his former crew, wanting to see if he will join … Continue reading Enjoy the Show – Magic Mike XXL (2015)
The peak of Amy Schumer’s 15 minutes. So this is about that one girl that you probably know in your own life: she dates terrible guys, she’s more or less a functioning alcoholic, and she barely has her life together … Continue reading Get Your Life Together – Trainwreck (2015)
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