How many people still view the South. So this is about an interracial couple (Joel Edgerton, Ruth Negga), struggling to stay together in the 1960’s in the Commonwealth of Virginia due to the law of the land. This was the … Continue reading Virginia Is for Lovers – Loving (2016)
Flashy dashy. So this is about an unlicensed boxing promoter (Jason Statham) just trying to keep his head above water. There is a diamond the size of a fist being exchanged, entering and exiting a number of different unsavory hands, and … Continue reading Failing at Crime – Snatch (2000)
Fighting for what’s right. This is a fact that may be a surprise to some, but there are people out there that do not accept the fact that the Holocaust ever happened. Based on true events, this is about historian Deborah E. … Continue reading U.K. Justice – Denial (2016)
Scaling buildings. So this is about a shop clerk (Harold Lloyd). He only wants to impress the girl that he is interested in (Mildred Davis), but he somehow gets roped into a publicity stunt that involves him climbing the side … Continue reading The Accidental Stuntman – Safety Last! (1923)
My kind of science fiction. So this takes place a few decades in the future, right before time travel is invented and then immediately outlawed. Mobsters use it as a means of getting rid of unwanted loose ends, and they … Continue reading Closing Your Loop – Looper (2012)
A wonder. So this is about an inventor by the name of Flint Lockwood (Bill Hader). He creates a machine that has the ability to turn water in to food. When it accidentally gets shot into the stratosphere, it starts … Continue reading Manna from Heaven – Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009)
White people at their craziest. So this is about a young African-American man (Daniel Kaluuya) who meets the family of his Caucasian girlfriend (Allison Williams) for the first time. They’ve got money for days, so who really knows what they are up … Continue reading Aptly Titled – Get Out (2017)
I like this M. Night. So this is about a man who has 23 different personalities (James McAvoy). One of his personalities decides that it would be a good idea to kidnap three teenage girls. They will have to use … Continue reading Competing Personalities – Split (2017)
Unintelligible. Because nobody cared when Hawkeye was in a Bourne movie, Jason (Matt Damon) is back. He’s still got the CIA on his tail, and he still has secrets from his past to uncover. You may think that I may be … Continue reading The Bourne Mediocrity – Jason Bourne (2016)
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