More video game esque movies. So this is set in a world where a deadly new disease has recently broken out. This is about a small team in Los Angeles on a rescue mission, trying to save as many people … Continue reading P.O.V. Zombies – Pandemic (2016)
A giant surprise. So this is about a pair of cops (Nicolas Cage, Elijah Wood) who pick up a curious lead during an investigation. They learn about a giant vault in a criminal’s hideout, and decide to take a chance … Continue reading Direct-to-Video Gold – The Trust (2016)
It’s a dumb action movie. So through crazy random happenstance, the president of the United States (Aaron Eckhart) finds himself smack dab in the middle of yet another terrorist attack. This time, he’s not the only one at risk, and a … Continue reading Destroying Great Britain – London Has Fallen (2016)
Worthwhile. Inspired by true events, this is the story of how a small team of sailors in the Coast Guard risked their lives in a severe storm to go out and help an oil tanker that split in half off of … Continue reading Out to Sea – The Finest Hours (2016)
Bear in the city. So this is about a polar bear named Norm (Rob Schneider) who has the ability to communicate with humans using plain English… for some undisclosed reason. When humans plan to start building houses in his arctic … Continue reading Rob Schneider Is a Polar Bear – Norm of the North (2016)
Innovative filmmaking, subpar everything else. So this is about a man named Henry. He’s half-man, half-machine, and we see the world from his eyes as he tries to prevent a man with psionic powers (Danila Kozlovsky) from taking over the world via a race … Continue reading Sociopathic Paradise – Hardcore Henry (2015)
That shoestring budget horror. So this is about a young girl (Natalie Dormer) who travels to Japan when her identical twin disappears into a forest where people traditionally go to commit suicide. Naturally, she has to go see for herself … Continue reading Saturday in the Park – The Forest (2016)
For the genre fans. So this is about a war veteran by the name of John Henry (Kiefer Sutherland) who returns home after some time to attempt to mend the distant relationship he has with his father (Donald Sutherland). He tries to … Continue reading I Like Westerns, Okay? – Forsaken (2015)
Dazzling genius. Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera) meets Ramona Flowers (Mary Elizabeth Winstead), who is quite literally the girl of his dreams. Trouble is that she has seven evil exes that he must defeat if he wishes to date her, never mind … Continue reading K.O. – Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
The raising of a murderer. Exactly what the title says, this is about the life and death of Aileen Wuornos, a prostitute who murdered her johns on at least six separate occasions. This documentary shows testimony from her trial and interviews … Continue reading Only in Florida – Aileen: Life and Death of a Serial Killer (2003)
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