The one and only. So there is an actor you may have heard of before: Nick Cage (Nicolas Cage). His reputation may proceed him, but he still has problems just like each and every one of us. While attending a … Continue reading Maximum Cage – The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)
All will be revealed. So Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) has returned for the second year of his wizarding education. He is in for quite an experience, as an ancient prophecy appears to be coming true, which means there will be … Continue reading Back to Hogwarts – Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Conquer your fate. So this is about a Viking prince (Alexander Skarsgård). There is one thing he desires and one thing alone: vengeance. His father (Ethan Hawke) got murdered by his uncle (Claes Bang), who also captured his mother (Nicole … Continue reading Avenge, Save, Kill – The Northman (2022)
Changing your stripes. So this is about a group of five criminal animals. They’re talented at what they do, so much so that they’ve earned the moniker “The Bad Guys” from the public. But were they ever given a fair … Continue reading Breaking Good – The Bad Guys (2022)
The gang’s all here. So Dr. Robotnik (Jim Carrey) has managed to get himself back to Earth, and this time, he’s got a new ally: Knuckles (Idris Elba). They’ve got their sights on the Master Emerald, which is an artifact … Continue reading Quest for Ultimate Power – Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)
Get your own multiverse. So this is about a laundromat owner (Michelle Yeoh). She is currently being audited by the IRS, but will soon find bigger fish to fry when she is tasked with saving the multiverse by inter-dimensionally hopping … Continue reading Laundry and Taxes – Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)
Roughing the elements. So back in 1909, a crew of Danes set on an exploration mission. They have to prove that the northern part of Greenland is not separated by a river to disprove the United States’ claim to the … Continue reading Surviving the Arctic – Against the Ice (2022)
The chase is on. So this is about a husband (Yahya Abdul-Mateen II) who can’t get insurance to cover the needed surgery for his wife, so he is just about out of options. He’s got a shifty brother (Jake Gyllenhaal) … Continue reading Destroying Cop Cars – Ambulance (2022)
Looking for Mr. Right. So this is about a young woman (Daisy Edgar-Jones). She’s single, and she is just about done with frustrating dating apps. One night grocery shopping, she has a meet-cute in the produce section with a particularly … Continue reading Aptly Titled – Fresh (2022)
In too deep. So this is about a married couple (Ben Affleck, Ana de Armas). She openly has affairs with other men and flaunts them in his face. He allows her to do this, but a man can only take … Continue reading Extramarital Affairs – Deep Water (2022)
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