The return of Crazy Cage. So this is about a young handyman (Luke Benward) on Grand Isle. He gets a job repairing a fence, but wouldn’t you know it: a hurricane is about to rip through Louisiana. His truck dies, … Continue reading Hurricane Houseguest – Grand Isle (2019)
The search for acceptance. So this is about a young girl named Fei Fei (Cathy Ang). Her mother has passed some time ago, and her father (John Cho) is looking to get back in the game. Fei Fei isn’t ready … Continue reading Rocket Adventure – Over the Moon (2020)
Wilderness redemption. So this is about a single man with an alcohol problem (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau). He works on a wildlife sanctuary, protecting animals from hunters. His daughter went missing five years ago, and when his cameras pick up his first … Continue reading Serial Killer vs. Trapper – The Silencing (2020)
Coming (back) to America. So Borat (Sacha Baron Cohen) has returned. After the events of the 2006 movie, Kazakhstan has long been facing disgrace. They are offering Borat a chance to redeem himself by traveling back to America once again. … Continue reading Shirt/Tuck – Borat Subsequent Moviefilm (2020)
Even the best have to have a worst. So everybody’s favorite automobiles are back. They’re going international to compete in a Grand Prix, but when Mater (Larry the Cable Guy) gets mistaken for an American spy, you’ve got yourself a … Continue reading More Mater – Cars 2 (2011)
I still can’t get over that ending, though. So Andy has grown up and is headed to college. His old toys got bagged up to put in the attic, but due to a miscommunication, they end up headed out the … Continue reading Escape from Sunnyside – Toy Story 3 (2010)
The old hustle. So this is about an aging conman (Ian McKellen). He meets a woman (Helen Mirren) online on a website that very well may be Tinder for widowers. She reveals to him that she is worth a considerable … Continue reading Deceive and Swindle – The Good Liar (2019)
The layers of Stockholm syndrome. So this is about a man named Massimo (Michael Morrone). He is a member of the mafia and therefore has access to unlimited funds and resources. When he crosses paths with the woman of his … Continue reading Give It a Year – 365 Days (2020)
Commence the screaming. So this is about an adult man named Hubie Dubois (Adam Sandler). The town of Salem hates him, and rightfully so, as he tends to ruin almost any party with his strict rule-following and easiness to scare. … Continue reading Travesty in Salem – Hubie Halloween (2020)
Reimagine the icon. So what if Superman crash-landed in the Soviet Union instead of a small town in Kansas? How would he be raised, and how would the world be different? Well, if you ever wondered these questions, then this … Continue reading Revision in Red – Superman: Red Son (2020)
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