Girlfriends in business. So this is about a pair of best friends (Tiffany Haddish, Rose Byrne). They own a makeup store, but money is a problem. They get approached by an industry hotshot (Salma Hayek) who offers to fix all … Continue reading Friends in/and Makeup – Like a Boss (2020)
It’s that January horror. So this is about a cursed ghost that followed a woman from Japan to America. Even the supernatural have to take up residence somewhere, so it claims a new house and terrorizes any new person that … Continue reading The Horror in the Bathroom – The Grudge (2020)
Tearing up some asphalt. So this is about a racecar named Lightning McQueen (Owen Wilson). He’s a hot-shot rookie and about to be in the biggest race of his life… only trouble is that he is stuck in the podunk … Continue reading Ka-chow – Cars (2006)
Ladies in Mexico. So this is about a young woman (Nasim Pedrad) who wants to get her life together. When she stumbles into what she believes to be the man of her dreams (Robbie Amell), she decides to stop doing … Continue reading Rom-Com Template #4 – Desperados (2020)
Rewind. So this is about a fateful wedding. An attendee (Andy Samberg) approaches the Maid of Honor (Cristin Milioti), but there’s something more going on here: this wedding day will repeat itself as soon as one of them falls asleep. … Continue reading On a Loop – Palm Springs (2020)
For Iceland, I guess. So this is about a pair of aspiring musicians, Lars (Will Ferrell) and Sigrit (Rachel McAdams). They’re an Icelandic duo and they want nothing more than to sing their song at Eurovision. This is their journey … Continue reading As Long as the Title – Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga (2020)
Oh, the controversy. So this is a group of strangers that wake up gagged in a clearing. They have access to a shipping container of various weapons and before they can gather what exactly is going on, they are granted … Continue reading Red vs. Blue – The Hunt (2020)
Forgive me if I start monologuing. So this is a universe where superheroes exist but have fallen out of favor with the public. A superhero family is undercover, but the father (Craig T. Nelson) is missing his golden days. When … Continue reading Ahead of Its Time – The Incredibles (2004)
Girl action. So this is about a drugged-out prostitute (Blake Lively). She is in a spiral because her entire family died in a plane crash caused by terrorism. She gets approached by a journalist who has connected the dots back … Continue reading Becoming a Secret Agent – The Rhythm Section (2020)
Just keep swimming. So this is about a single father clownfish named Marlin (Albert Brooks) and his only child, Nemo (Alexander Gould). They live in the Great Barrier Reef, and when Nemo gets picked by a scuba diver, Marlin is … Continue reading In the Big Blue World – Finding Nemo (2003)
Critic for Hire 