It’s for you. So this is about a 13-year-old boy named Finney (Mason Thames) in 1978 Denver. A serial killer (Ethan Hawke) is on the loose, and the police have no leads. When the two of them cross paths, Finney … Continue reading Escaping the Grabber – The Black Phone (2021)
He made you more content. So as you may recall, comedian Bo Burnham locked himself in a room for over a year when the pandemic started and made a comedy special without an audience. Well, that’s a long time to … Continue reading Still Stuck in a Room – The Inside Outtakes (2022)
Infinity and such. I don’t think I can do better than the movie’s opening title cards, so I won’t try. In 1995, Andy from Toy Story got a toy. That toy was based on a movie. Lightyear is that movie. … Continue reading The Man Behind the Toy – Lightyear (2022)
The clock is ticking. Due to circumstances beyond his control, Manni (Moritz Bleibtreu) has parted ways with a bag filled with cash. To make matters worse, this money is owed to some dangerous people. He’s running out of time, and … Continue reading Ever Want a Redo? – Run Lola Run (1998)
Deadly game. So this is about a text-based adventure video game from the 80s. A pair of young adults (Iola Evans, Asa Butterfield) stumble upon it, and they get tempted by a potential cash prize. What they don’t know is … Continue reading CURS>R – Choose or Die (2022)
It’s going to be a long night. So this is about a young woman named Darby (Havana Rose Liu). She breaks out of rehab when she gets the news that her mother is in the hospital, but she can’t make … Continue reading Night at the Visitor’s Center – No Exit (2022)
The world is their park. So following the events of Fallen Kingdom, dinosaurs are no longer contained to just a park. Can they coexist in a world with humans as we do with other dangerous predators? And is something sinister … Continue reading JP Generations – Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
Blast from the past. So this is about a cheerleader in high school (Rebel Wilson). When she doesn’t land a stunt, she ends up in a coma. A couple of decades pass and she suddenly wakes up. She still has … Continue reading Popularity Contest – Senior Year (2022)
Never back down. So this is about an aging NBA scout (Adam Sandler). He works for the Philadelphia 76ers, but due to events beyond his control, he’s not exactly on the best of terms with upper management. His luck may … Continue reading Double Underdog – Hustle (2022)
Getting serious. So Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) is returning to Hogwarts for the third year of his wizarding education, but trouble is afoot. A prisoner by the name of Sirius Black (Gary Oldman) has somehow managed to escape the fortress … Continue reading Something Wicked This Way Comes – Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
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