One last exploit. So Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) is back. He’s retiring and about to ride off into the sunset… or so he thought. He may be done adventuring, but adventuring isn’t done with him. The opportunity has arisen for … Continue reading Don’t Touch That Dial – Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
A New Yorker in Texas. So this is about a kind of scummy guy (B.J. Novak). He’s got a successful career as a writer and has a reasonable amount of game, but he isn’t the type of guy to hold … Continue reading Whatever Happened to Abeline? – Vengeance (2022)
On the lam. So this is about an American named Beckett (John David Washington) on vacation in Greece with his girlfriend (Alicia Vikander). After a tragic car accident, he finds himself seemingly right in the middle of a conspiracy. With … Continue reading An American in Greece – Beckett (2021)
The ugly alien is back. So a Predator crash lands on Earth. A military operation is nearby, and a sniper (Boyd Holbrook) crosses paths with him. He survives, but gets written off as insane, and now he has to team … Continue reading That’s a Sports Hunter – The Predator (2018)
A fitting farewell. So Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) isn’t the superhero he used to be. It is far more painful and exhausting for him to heal, so he no longer actively picks fights. All he wants to do is drive a … Continue reading The Send-Off – Logan (2017)
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